Hair: Dark brown, mid length, usually looks like hairstyle of someone who's just been groped in a bush. (Inaccurate as I have a child. It's been many a year since I was last groped in some shrubbery).
Is this your first blogging conference? Yes. Oh God, the terror.
Are you attending both days? I am.
What are you most looking forward to at BritMums Live 2014? Um, so I hear Lindemans is a sponsor...
What are you wearing? An interesting and colourful array of bruises, having fallen over yesterday afternoon and really really hurt myself. I am black and blue, and I had to be looked after by the teachers at my son's school as I nearly passed out when I went to collect him because of the pain. Oh, the humiliation.
What do you hope to gain from BritMums Live 2014? Again, I hear Lindemans is a sponsor...
Do you have any tips to pass on to others who may not have been before? No, because I haven't been before either. Eek. And now I'm terrified all over again.